So, my dear friend and former roommate Jen, got married a few weeks ago. We were invited to attend a small luncheon for friends and family. We got there a little late, but slid into a table where some other guests were seated, most of which were strangers to us. No sooner had the salad plate been placed in front of me, than Will had a sudden bowel explosion. It was running out the bottom of his pant leg and all over my WHITE skirt. Lovely. I was so shocked, I just sat there for a moment and then quietly nudged Blair. He wrapped the baby up in a blanket and escorted him to the bathroom. Meanwhile, I had to pull the tablecloth over my entire lap. We managed through the lunch, and when it was time to go congratulate Jen, I held my coat over the main area and hoped no one would notice the side of my skirt. As I quickly said my congrats and was readying to make a dash for the exit, the photographer pulled towards the stairs and said, "Hurry and get in the picture. She wants one with all the former roommates. So, there I was, sitting sideways behind the beautiful bride. Will laughed all the way home.
This is such a funny story, Jodi! I almost can't believe it, I'm glad you took pictures. It seems almost like Will was planning this one. The timing is too perfect for it to have been an accident.
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Oh man! Don't you just love being a mom! That is like my worst fear, you are such a trooper! Now you can check that one off your list.
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